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<BODY marginheight=0 topmargin=7 background="http://www.epig.idv.tw/back-r.gif" bgproperties="fixed" ONDRAGSTART="window.event.returnValue=false" onSelectStart="event.returnValue=false"> <a href="http://www.epig.idv.tw/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.epig.idv.tw/pc/piggood.gif" border="0" width="200" height="50"></a><br> 這是您的朋友轉寄自<a target="_blank" href="http://www.epig.idv.tw/">小豬愛說笑</a>網<span lang="zh-tw">站蒐集</span>的笑話，希望您會喜歡！<p> <b><font color="#FF0000">【笑話標題:上班族之悲歌】</font></b><br> </p> <p><font color="#000080">1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.<br> 不小心在微波爐上輸入你的密碼.<br> 2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.<br> 幾年沒用真的紙牌玩單人牌戲.<br> 3.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.<br> 你有十五支電話號碼可以你讓去聯絡你們家三個人.<br> 4.You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.<br> 傳伊媚兒給坐在你隔壁桌的同伴.<br> 5.Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that<br> they do not have e-mail addresses.<br> 和朋友失去聯繫的原因是他們沒有電子信箱.<br> 6.When you go home after a long day at work<br> you still answer the phone in a business manner.<br> 從漫長一天的工作中回到家,你仍用一副公事公辦的態度講電話.<br> 7.When you make phone calls from home,<br> you accidentally dial "9" toget an outside line.<br> 在家打電話,會不小心按到"9"撥外線.<br> 8.You have sat at the same desk for four years<br> and worked for three different companies.<br> 坐在同張桌子前四年,替三家公司工作過.<br> 10.You learn about your redundancy on the 10.30 news.<br> 你從十點半的新聞中得知自己失業的消息.<br> 11.Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.<br> 你老闆沒有處理你手中事情的能力.<br> 12.Contractors outnumber permanent staff<br> and are more likely to get long-service-awards.<br> 約聘人員超過固定職員,而且更有可能長期做下去.<br> AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE……<br> 真正的關鍵是………………………<br> 13.You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.<br> 你讀了整篇文章,還一直邊笑邊點頭.<br> 14.As you read this list,<br> you think about forwarding it to your "friends".<br> 讀這篇文章的時候,你想到要把文章轉寄給朋友.<br> 15.You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more,<br> except to send you jokes from the net.<br> 你收到一個只寄網路笑話,卻不再和你說話的朋友寄來的這封電子郵件.<br> 16.You are too busy to notice there was no No.9 !<br> 你太忙了,以至於沒發現少了第九項.<br> 17.You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9<br> 你真的把視窗上拉去檢查是否第九項.<br> </font> </p> <font color="#808000">◎歡迎免費訂閱小豬老師的笑話類電子報</font><font color="#808000" FACE="新細明體" LANG="ZH-TW">--</font><b><a href="http://enews.tacocity.com.tw/browser.phtml?enews=hogpig">^ω^小豬笑笑報</a></b><font color="#808000">：</font><font FACE="新細明體" LANG="ZH-TW"><form action="http://enews.tacocity.com.tw/subscribe.php3" method="post"> <font color="#000080"> <input type="hidden" name="enews" value="hogpig"> </font> <p align="center"><font size="2" color="#000080">請輸入E-Mail<b>免費</b>訂閱</font><b><font size="2"><a href="http://enews.tacocity.com.tw/browser.phtml?enews=hogpig">^ω^小豬笑笑報</a></font></b><font color="#000080"><input type="text" name="readeremail" size="18" value="請輸入你的電子信箱"> <input type="submit" name="action1" value="訂閱 "> </font> </p> </form> </font> <p></p> </p> <font color="#0000FF">◎更多的笑話、猜謎、搞笑圖片、有趣笑點，盡在<span lang="zh-tw">…</span></font><a style="color: #002c57; text-decoration: none" target="_blank" href="http://www.epig.idv.tw/"><font color="#FF0000"><img alt="本站LOGO，歡迎連結" src="http://www.epig.idv.tw/pc/21.gif" align="absMiddle" border="0" width="88" height="31"></font></a><p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </body></font> </p>
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